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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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shit dumps

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!
by ceara, dezi and erin December 28, 2007
mugGet the shit dumpsmug.

The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger
mugGet the The guy who says basic shitmug.

Hot Girl Shit

Originally made popular by Megan Pete, known professionally as Megan Thee Stalion, Hot Girl Shit is a statement gaining popularity in the last 2 to 3 years. Rather than being a measure of physical attractiveness, and not gender exclusive, being a "Hot girl" or being on some "Hot Girl Shit" means that you are exuding a level of confidence in your look and your energy that makes people turn their heads and say "Damn (He or she's) Hot as fuck)
Tori: "Damn have you seen Ashley lately?"
Brad: "Yeah. She's confident as hell. She's on some Hot Girl Shit"
by TheBeesCheese January 7, 2022
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Shits lit

Signifying something as dope, cool. Can also be used in different forms; shit was lit, shits not lit.
by dizzyanddaffy December 15, 2022
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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
mugGet the aw shit the whole forest is on firemug.

blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
by DrummaKing December 10, 2017
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