Shit and sticks

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality

Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks

by dum bo August 16, 2022

Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Shit

When your busting a nut and your mom walks in.

*busting a nut*

*mom walks in*

You:"ahh...shit!"

by Halol1185 December 14, 2019

shitting down

when you need to shit so bad so as your sitting down on the toilet the poop starts flooding out

“man that burrito was brutal it had me shitting down by the time i got to the bathroom”

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 November 11, 2021

Shit-wreck

Somewhere between shitfaced and a trainwreck.

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,

by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015

Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt

Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.

by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021

The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024