Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
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Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!

by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018

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Shit Head

a Person usually female that's so attractive and cant stand the fact the world isnt constantly begging at their feet making them the subject of countless bullying even by their friends but their so hot she proceeds to violently fuck her mental abusers untill she squeeze the life out their balls

"Did you do the deed"
"Nah that shit head was so dirty he had a blue waffle"

by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024

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Shit

A form of poo

There was shit in the toilet and it hurt my nose

by YOLOBRO925 January 31, 2016

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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019

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