appreciate you

The equivalent to "bless your heart" in that it is very insincere to use this in a so-called positive way and always has a negative connotation. When used in a positive way, it's basically saying "you're a sucker." When used in a negative way, it's basically saying "you're an idiot" or "your opinion is stupid."

You: Thanks for the sub and gift, appreciate you.

You: Thanks for the advice that I didn't ask for, appreciate you.

by anongirl789 May 10, 2024

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

ill touch you lil nigga

Something said on Instagram reels made by kids

Kid: Omg skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz
Commenter: ill touch you lil nigga

by werykul October 22, 2023

fly you to paris

To give oral sex to a woman really good

you want great oral sex let me fly you to paris

by Potjuice January 8, 2015

would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?

by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025

You

That perfect, amazing, talented, smart, and beautiful person.

"What person?" "The person reading this<3" "You"

by Just your underaverage human June 2, 2022

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021