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Revenge shit

The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.
The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.

The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.
by Amegapint May 24, 2022
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low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.
Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
by kewlc92 December 20, 2018
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shit or stain

a phrase used to describe a situation where one option is prefferable to the other.
I'm trying a new brand of edibles, time to find out if its shit or stain.
by eigenstate May 23, 2025
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Shit

When something comes out of you but
by Me I'm shit June 8, 2020
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The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd
Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy
by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022
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Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall
by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022
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noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper
I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!
by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017
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