let me teach you

some shit said by tesehki when she wanna fight someone

"whats up bitch put yo hands up let me teach you"

by Jazell March 6, 2024

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

i love you

a word that’s not said enough but said too much. it’s a word that some people find so easy to say but some find so difficult to say. you can never really tell if they mean it

i love you so much

by iloveberry March 7, 2024

Would you lose?

Nah, I'd win

Yuji: Who's stronger? Him, or you?
Gojo: If Sukuna got all his power he might cause me a little trouble
Yuji: But would you lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win

by EmeraldGod March 7, 2024

Who you fuck

You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.

Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

no worries, I still love you

What you say to someone you are in love with but don't think they'll take you seriously. Usually said as a joking response to an adverse comment. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically hate you.

L: Ew, I hate you.
V: No worries, I still love you.

by noworriesistillloveyou March 8, 2024

March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024