Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Skinny Dicking

When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.

Girl: Is that an alien popping out?
Guy: Nope, just Skinny Dicking.

Girl: Damn that some good dick.

by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017

urban dick

a dick that uses words off urban dictionary that no one else knows

bobby: your such a hjowiee
BIlly:quit being an urban dick no one knows what you mean

by Spraknar November 25, 2017

Dick

A penis

His dick is really small

by Dat_Hguy November 26, 2017

dick swig

Verb. The act of indulging in another's alcoholic beverage due to a desire to get fucked up but unwillingness to refill one's own drink.

Mike is too lazy to make a new drink so he decided to dick swig Amanda's cocktail.

by Amanda Drew April 20, 2018

Helicopter Dick

1.Dork Guy who is always bugging you to go out or have sex with him. 2. Boss who is always micro-managing u. 3. Sexual harrassment by a boss.

What a Helicopter Dick! I have have to shake that guy off my leg daily. He is always pressing his sac into my back!

by CheriBom December 7, 2017