Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Shit Slit

Shit slit is in reference to the arse hole

Wipe off your shit slit , then flush the toilet!

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie March 10, 2022

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022

shitting

you shit what am I supposed to say?

I am shitting

by nooooooo!!! May 23, 2024

nobody gives a shit

Nobody gives anything

Nobody gives a shit (anything) about my test.

by Alhind69 March 26, 2021

Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.

He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.

by Stewy13 July 29, 2025

Ah shit Here we go again

The sentence I say when go to school.

Me: *enters school* Me: Ah shit Here we go again

by Ahadi2011 October 19, 2025