Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

A cup of what's up

promethazine mixed with sprite.

I had a long day at work, I can really use a cup of what's up to relax me.

by TheRig December 4, 2012

Man up and Go Vols

To imbibe alcohol through your anus.

"Hey, Ted, wanna Man up and Go Vols tonight and get sloppy?"

"Nah, sorry, Matt, I saw that pathetic press conference - I'd prefer to keep my dignity."

by JEERTR January 7, 2013

Kijuju Cross-Up

In Resident Evil 5 Mercenaries when a majini deliberately runs straight past your character only to position themselves behind you in a cheap attempt to grab or attack the player.

Such cheap tactics result in loss of time, high probability of losing your hard earned combo, and unavoidable damage.
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*Kijuju is a fictional location in Resident Evil 5, and the towns folk who have been infected with a modified version of Las Plagas have been named Majini by the fearful locals due to their barbaric and savage behaviour.*
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Rocking a combo, all is peachy.

Goes to point gun at Majini.

Majini sprints just past character, and bashes character over the head from behind.

"FUCK OFF WITH THE KIJUJU CROSS-UPS DAMN IT!"

by ASDA Pizza Veteran January 13, 2013

satisfed up

to be done with

I'm just satisfed up sucking your cock. Maybe tomorrow.

by Cinch January 15, 2013

Gap It Up

1. Skate wildly
2. To get crazy
3. To get wild
4. To party
5. To get loud
6. If you want to have fun and do something
7. Skate with those who are not douche bags.

Joey: We gon' ice skating tonight.
Aaron: GAP IT UP!

by JustinAngel September 30, 2012

Go all Wolfman up in This

To throw away one's razor. To swear off shaving any part of the body.

Bruce decided to go all wolfman up in this, and now has a big bushy beard

by 7werewolf7 October 2, 2012