Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.

Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.

by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017

Sniff Dicks

Nickname given to John Cena by the legendary Bruce Blitz. Applicable whenever John Cena tries to kiss the crowd's ass or tries to get a crowd to cheer for him by pandering to them but fails miserably.

Sniff Dicks is doing his usual ass kissing routine.

by KOR1996 March 6, 2017

halitosis dick

When a girl with really bad breath gives u head

Becky gave HD halitosis dick

by Toyz69 March 7, 2017

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Dick

The sasouge hanging in between your legs stupid idiot.

"My Dick is Long gone inside ur mom."

"My Dick is Long gone inside ur mom."

by Long dick savage March 7, 2017

chick with dick dude

When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!

I thought it was a girl from behind but I was wrong it's a chick with dick dude

by Jevolve March 9, 2017

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017