uncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

Uncle daddy

The name your child calls your brother that is having an affair with your wife/baby mother.

Uncle Daddy is way better than daddy. He takes us to the park and isn’t mean!

by Maine Gretzky April 24, 2022

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

half-first cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Abbas

Palestinian equivalent of Uncle Tom. A sellout and a race traitor to his fellow Palestinians

Uncle Abbas is subservient to Israelis. He loves to suck Israeli cock

by Kotarojujo069 November 21, 2024

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017