A person who is not only a motherfucker, but is also a cocksucker and acts like a complete and utter fucking twat all of the time.
by Begum March 14, 2005
Various foreign substances the create a powerful, often toxic secretion from the vagina. Can cause serious chemical burns when in contact with fingers, mouth, tongue or penis for prolonged exposure . In some cases, it has even eaten through the subjects panties, jeans and boyfriends car seat. Extreme caution should be taken, and in most cases the subjects must be incinerated.
In rare cases, it also accompanies ESD (Excessive Saliva Disorder)
In rare cases, it also accompanies ESD (Excessive Saliva Disorder)
by SquishyConey September 03, 2003
When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
by Tara and Colin March 02, 2022
by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 24, 2016
A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
by ballsonyabeaver March 05, 2015
Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
by Bloke A! October 22, 2009
by nfkiller February 05, 2008