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training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.
I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.
by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019
mugGet the training in the woodsmug.

Mr wood

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
mugGet the Mr woodmug.

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood
I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood
by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011
mugGet the Snapping Woodmug.

Will wood

Will wood? He’s a music artist that a lot of gay people listen to.
His shit is wild and his music is better than your living
“Hey kid what are you listening to?”
Kid - “Oh me? Hand me my shovel, i’m going in by will wood.”
“Omg wow ur so cool i will bow do wn to you
by Stingy707 May 2, 2022
mugGet the Will woodmug.

chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.
by Brainydaps January 13, 2023
mugGet the chop wood carry watermug.

Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.
Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.
by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022
mugGet the Wood Roastermug.

timothy wood jr

The only name that if you are white and named Timothy Wood Jr you are born automatically with a N Word pass for life
Timothy Wood Jr is the only cracker that I know that can say nigga cause he is actually black
by Definitions 106 May 11, 2019
mugGet the timothy wood jrmug.

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