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toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
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tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.
I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.
"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."
by BarRat December 9, 2016
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Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024
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