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John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.
Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.
by Big Lambo August 25, 2011
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John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
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poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 20, 2005
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John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick
sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know
by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017
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John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around
Look at that boy he looks so John henry.
by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020
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John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.
1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
by Blarghff November 27, 2013
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John DeFalco

the defalconator. the bad ass of the bad asses. chuck norris's confedont. the beast of the east.
by tim redding June 16, 2010
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