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The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
by RastaShad June 22, 2016
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Lil Yung Jew

A boss ass nigga, (commonly related to yung jew ), who finesses shit, sells bare green cabbage and steals yo bitches. Can be often seen on the streets of Israel with the jew gang gang . Is identifiable by his/her massive shlong.
Did you see lil yung jew?”

“Yea, he stole my binky boo.”
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Jew-gyp-sue

Getting taken in court by a Jewish lawyer or hiring a Jewish lawyer for that extra edge as a defendant in court.
"I got jewgypsued by that lawyer. "

"Oh, you were up against the firm MMA, a.k.a. Murphy, Murphy and Applebaum?That firm is skilled in the art of Jew-gyp-sue. You had no chance."
by Bottom-feeder Beater May 14, 2023
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Jew eh 30

Jew eh 30 has joined vc
by Dentist named Crentist March 6, 2023
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forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy
Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse
by sai k July 5, 2012
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Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.
They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.
by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
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Jew Ear Dat

English slang for "did you hear that" commonly found in films and television shows which used English/scottish/Irish accents, I.e. Game of thrones, Harry Potter, etc.
*hears sound coming from an unknown source*

Ron: "Jew Ear Dat, Harry?"

Harry: "Something's coming!"
by Rarely posting February 17, 2019
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