Monkey Boy

A young, loud, boisterous, male prone to excessive alcohol consumption, aggression and immature, obnoxious behaviour. Monkey boys are generally of middle to upper class origin and have a preference for either preppy or jock attire and hairstyles.

Female college students with any level of sophistication avoid fraternity parties because most frat parties are filled with monkey boys.

by von Ratt May 6, 2008

cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

Acid Monkey

Crack head

Hey that dude seems hyper!
Hes just an acid monkey...

by nononobanana November 6, 2011

spuzz monkey

A large amount of semen

"I fired off a spuzz monkey in her face"

by angelsholocaust October 23, 2008

Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark

Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!

by Skrukk November 15, 2016

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020