law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina

That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick

by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017

Kelly's Law

Kelly's Law is the ability for solids to froth into liquids.

That scoop of ice cream is growing twice the size, it must be Kelly's Law that allows it to do that!

by Harvard's Dictionary December 11, 2020

Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"

Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."

by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013

Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

The law of Donovan

The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan

Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan

Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan

by Doctor scratch and sniff February 7, 2018

Rebecca's Law

Every topic will lead to a conversation about sex if given enough time.

Person 1: "We were having an average conversation about fruit, and then we started talking about sex!"

Person 2: "Rebecca's Law."

by Alexithymiia October 23, 2012

Travtar's Law

1.The law that states that what goes up better stay the freak up there or else it will get the crap beaten out of it with a primitive tool of war.
2.The law that contradicts all other laws except Travtar's Law and other laws that make Travtar happy.
3.The other things Travtar's Law states are unknown until Travtar states them.

Travtar:Travtar awesome this day go to Travtar, today Travtar Day because of Travtar's Law

by Travtar's minion April 3, 2008