david and jennifer

they are good friends in middle school and don't know if they like each other (goals)

student : "did you hear that david and jennifer are going out?'
student #2 : "omg really?! they are so cute together !!"

by lmfao.idk October 15, 2017

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

David Baszucki

A great businessman running a platform he founded with his friend who died of cancer into the ground with ugly packages

if you play roblox, ur gay

which is why I play roblox

because David Baszucki is so hot

by the coolester guy February 5, 2022

David Dobrik

David Dobrik is the funniest sweetest human out there. Hes brown hair and brown eyes make him even more adorable. His smile is contagious and his laugh will give you butterflies. David is the softest boy out there. David is adorable , sweet , caring , handsome,kind and HOT. David Dobrik is like no other:-)

Friend 1: I love David Dobrik
Friend 2: How can you not

by Bs83 August 24, 2019

Sxc David

Irresistibly sexy man of the name 'David', has large nipples, a muffin top and carries a little extra baggage. Attracts all people of all sexes and races. Although usually it is women of the manly obese nature and of the name Tyla that go for his sexy body.

1. "Hi Sxc David looking rather sexy today!"
2. "I just can't resist those love handles Sxc David"

Sxc David

by Elliot J February 19, 2009

david and gabby

Most fucking annoying couple on the planet.

person: You like David and Gabby?
other person: No I hope they fucking break up.

by Bootycallcentral November 18, 2014

juan david

A Juan David is very rare! So if you meet a Juan David you must give him a kissy kiss! He is also very handsome and a very kind young man. ALL JUAN DAVIDS HAVE SHRIMPS

“Omg I just meet a guy named Juan David”
“Did you kiss him?”

No he said he has two boyfriends named cuco and Abel”

by Shrimpy5587 June 4, 2018