by Maverick motyka January 27, 2023
A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.
Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.
Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts
Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts
by Kabby951 June 28, 2023
by willshawn August 07, 2020
POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish
by Andrea the Hater December 11, 2019
When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.
an asian person who is probably from nyc, the bay, or socal who is ghetto and dosent act the the typical asian; the opposite of a boba asian
by xetroclarberec May 20, 2024