Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 04, 2022

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Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 06, 2018

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Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

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the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.

by Ashtonious May 29, 2012

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People glorifying surprise reveals in the United States of America

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When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey

When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 03, 2023

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The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.

When a woman sends scandalous pictures

"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "

by Noxim19 December 19, 2024

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