salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

salty

Pitifully bitter or disgruntled about something in an immature manner.

He's just salty because he's jealous of my mad skills.

by Markarkork September 18, 2019

SaltyToes

SaltyToes is basically GOD.

Oh look! It's SaltyToes the absolute unit!

by SaltyTheUnit September 25, 2019

Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

by VFM Boyz October 3, 2019

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

Salty Furry

A furry so pissed at the YIH community they made an urban dictionary word

Salty furry 1 : Dude i'm so PISSED about the YIH community its not like we are an annoying part of society and we kinda deserve this

Salty furry 2 : I know made a word on urban dictionary and give whoever post it more reddit karma

Salty furry 1 : Bro that is BIG BRAIN

by Stupidiox November 17, 2019

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019