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Get the SaltyToes mug.Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.
Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
These are fuckin saltatoes.”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
These are fuckin saltatoes.”
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Sallythesalmonsexual is a sexuality that is only attracted to sally the salmon bc she’s finna hot. Not even the fake queen of England #girlboss can take her away <3
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Guy 2: no?
Guy 1: He’s Sallythesalmonsexual!
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