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saltatoes 

Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.
Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.

These are fuckin saltatoes.”
saltatoes by EbonyShinigami November 12, 2017

salty toes 

When your toes are salty.
"Oh I have salty toes!"

randy_marshes_salty_toes 

"hey do you follow randy_marshes_salty_toes on TikTok?"
"No they suck ass lol"

Saltyness 

The act of someone when they don't have enough sugar
Chuck needs to chill with his saltyness...
Saltyness by Dante Mercado December 8, 2016

Sultytoast 

Sultytoast is a word to describe someone as salty and dumb
person 1> hey have you heard of this redditor?

person 2> yea he such a sultytoast
Sultytoast by Sultytoast December 31, 2020

sallythesalmonsexual 

it means that your either Wilbur soot because he fucked a fish- or sally is that hot ;)

Sallythesalmonsexual is a sexuality that is only attracted to sally the salmon bc she’s finna hot. Not even the fake queen of England #girlboss can take her away <3
Guy 1: did you hear about Wilbur Soot?
Guy 2: no?
Guy 1: He’s Sallythesalmonsexual!

Wilbur: guys I’m not- im not a zoophi-
sallythesalmonsexual by whoseni March 29, 2022