Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
it means that your either Wilbur soot because he fucked a fish- or sally is that hot ;)
Sallythesalmonsexual is a sexuality that is only attracted to sally the salmon bc she’s finna hot. Not even the fake queen of England #girlboss can take her away <3
Guy 1: did you hear about Wilbur Soot?
Guy 2: no?
Guy 1: He’s Sallythesalmonsexual!