Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

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by cheese guitar September 16, 2021

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

Googlin' shoes are what one wears (figuratively speaking) while obtaining a significant amount of information from internet search engines.
Mark: Hey, you're going to that big party at Kelly's Saturday night, aren't you?
Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.
Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.
Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
by whimzzical August 5, 2010

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
