Shit - Shower - Shave

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?

by Mister Obious March 8, 2013

shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.

YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant

by -____- January 13, 2005

shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

shit clots

too much shit in your head or in your body

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head

by henryyyy June 23, 2008

Shit Scab

The formation of platelets due to oversized excrement.

I was on the shitter so long last night that it made a shit scab.

by JaymsieM_73 January 19, 2009

shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!

i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!

by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009