Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)

*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.

by PoshLove March 16, 2009

Second Opinion

After one has already took a dump and notices his or her asshole itching like crazy and has to go back to the bathroom and reevaluate the situation accordingly.

Yeah I'll be right there I have to go to the bathroom and get a second opinion causing my asshole is itching like there's still something left.

by Hans Tiddlywinks June 1, 2014

Scone

When a group of young wans go to Edinburgh for a weekend lookin for some serious scottish bone- scone.

Jayzus Susan...Hes a quare fine scone. I'd put some cream on that!

by Fone, the female Bone. February 6, 2010

10 Seconds Flat

A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.

by Shiraga August 28, 2011

Vermont Secondary

Secondary is the best school in all of Victoria as it is inbetween Forest Hill Secondary and Emmaus College where everyone else goes. It is a very normal social school which everyone loves and if they say they dont they are only jealous because they wish they were going there.

vermont secondary is a high school in victoria

by oogly boogly September 16, 2008

Sloppy Floppy Seconds

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.

Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

Sloppy Seconds

A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying.

Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.

by Sarah M. August 20, 2005