Havn't got a sausage 

Phrase: it is slang for saying 'I have no idea'

It derives from Northern Ireland and England.

If two people are caught in a strange situation, This is the ultimate saying.

Example #1

'What the hell are we going to do?'

'Jesus, I havn't got a sausage for fuck sakes'!!!!

Example #2

'Here bellend, what the fuck where you doing with my girl?'

'havn't got a sausage what your fucking on about, you mong'

Havn't got a sausage by Norn-Iron August 16, 2009

Get Up Sausage

A phrase which can replace any other phrase, whether its a bad or good situation, or even happy or sad situation. No matter what the situation you can always lighten the mood with the phrase.

Sad Situation
Person 1 - Your Dogs Dead!
Person 2 - Get up Sausage!!

Good Situation
Person 1 - Heres Your Drink
Person 2 - Get up Sausage!!

Get Up Sausage by Timmy007 May 12, 2006

party sausage 

it basicly means when you get your dick out at a party

ive got the party sausage
ewwwwww u sicko

party sausage by hopingx4xhavoc June 30, 2006

dj sausage 

a great dj in the north east of england - but is a didzer or ditherer

DJ sausage plays mean music to dance to....

dj sausage by lesrob August 4, 2006

alabama sausage trough 

the female genetalia

that gal got one huge alabama sausage trough

alabama sausage trough by deesil13 January 20, 2008

vienna sausage 

a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.

White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better

vienna sausage by MediocreWhiteMale6998 September 3, 2021

italian sausage 

to cut off a mans penis, stick it in his mouth, and soe his mouth shut

To torture him, we gave him an italian sausage

italian sausage by Zerker Nick September 27, 2008