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Torture Porn

An ignorant, degrading, condescending, judgemental and hypocritical phrase asserted by fuckwit Bible-thumpers and conservative critics to films like Hostel and Saw and The Devils Rejects. The logic behind Hostel and Devil's Rejects being pinned such an ignorant term, maybe I could see. But the Saw films don't deserve that condescending shit.

'Torture porn' is a term that doesn't apply because it's BEEN applied by assholes, to films that have violence and nudity. Said assholes like to assume fans of these films are sadists who jerk off to this kind of thing or something, which in reality is fucking bullshit propaganda at it's finest. Most people who label Saw torture porn have never even SEEN the goddamn film, and just listen to what the media tells them about it, because they're fucking stupid. Not one fan of Hostel or Saw that I've ever known in my entire life has gone to see it because they wanted to jerk off to pain and suffering. They went to see it because they wanted to see a story, and use intellect to read between the fucking lines and see a film for what it is.

Case in point: Hostel. Yes, it has porno-style nudity, and yes it focuses on torture and gore. However, if you give it a thought (I know how uncomfortable haters of "torture porn" are with that God-awful "thinking"), you might see it as a film about the darkness of human nature within itself, and in a way it makes us think about the price of life. If you think I'm just making this shit up as an excuse to watch people die in agony, you're a goddamn moron, so please fuck your mother and die.

I don't even HAVE to defend the Saw films, because any fan of the Saw films can show the philisophical subtexts to the Saw films, which I will defend to my last breath.

Another point: THEY'RE JUST MOVIES. No one is really getting tortured, it's just special effect and makeup. You want torture porn? Read the Bible, and shut the fuck up.
Retard: Saw III and Hostel II are torture porn! I'm better than everybody because fans of those movies are sadists!

Smart person: Have you even seen those movies?

Retard: Uuuuuuhhhhh. . .no. But Oprah said they're bad!

Smart person: Exactly. You have no idea what you're talking about, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop using that bullshit rhetoric mantra about fans of films who in real life are perfectly normal.

Retard: Saw fans are psychos! Hostel fans are sadists! Torture porn! Jerking off to gore! McCain/Palin 08!
by NoFadsThen April 3, 2009
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child porn

Mother: Peter, I can hear you moaning. Are you watching adult material?
Little Peter: No, it's just child porn.
by kiliik September 13, 2006
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Porn club

A club that men and women join so the can watch porn movies and then act them out. Each person plays one of the people in the movie.
John's in a porn club.
by Deep blue 2012 May 29, 2010
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Porn show

A place where people get together to look at each others porn and buy and trade porn and porn stars come to sign autographs and talk ect. to fans. And one can hook up with sex clubs,orgies ect. and there are any number of sexual activities you can check out. It often overlaps with a porn festival.
Are you going to that porn show?
by Deep blue 2012 April 19, 2010
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Nugget Porn

When a guy films himself having sex with chicken mcnuggets from mcdonalds
Bro did you see that nugget porn on chicken nugget tube.com
by Hitler_did_8/11 August 18, 2016
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train porn

Photographs of trains, the result of train photting as commonly found on websites such as fotopic, flickr, etc. The rarer the porn star featured is, the more sought after the photographs are. Some of the porn is of a high technical standard and can be found on the shelves in W.H. Smiths. Psychologists have been known to a train porn addiction, which often manifests itself externally as owning an anorak.
Whoa! Dude! Look at that train porn! Sweet!
by Ribble Head May 7, 2008
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Giraffe porn

Sexual intercourse between a human and a giraffe all of which is filmed.
Dude i can not wait to get home and jerk off to some wild giraffe porn!!!
by GAGE BUTCH January 19, 2010
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