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Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
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Skibidi toilet

The actual fucking worse thing to have ever been created by humans

I volunteer at schools to help run events, and the fucking 1-3 grade children and actually fucking brain dead saying what ever the fucking thing is. Skibidi toilet was made by some retard who uses it to gain income from retarted children. And oh my god the fucking fact that I hear people in fucking 6th and 7th grade saying this shit makes me want to throw up. The fact that a head in a fucking toilet is popular with kids is crazy. Not to mention how some kids act like skibidi toilet makes me feel like the human race is going to end with this god damn generation.
Brain dead kid watching eye candy: “skibidi toilet is the best”
Legit any 18+ persons search history after hearing that “how to tie a nuece”
by Veryokayperson March 23, 2024
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toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.
Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.
by phlogchamp September 11, 2021
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toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
by bummy holey January 29, 2018
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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues
p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing
by pissbabey August 26, 2021
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Toilet Fish

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!
by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021
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