Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn

“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”

by SweetPotatoW February 21, 2021

skippidy toilet

When you accidentally shit yourself

My stomach was so bad I skippidy toilet

by Sarcia26 January 23, 2024

demure toilet

A toilet that is skibidi demure

"BRO THAT TOILET IS SO DEMURE TOILET"

by skibidi demure ohio November 26, 2024

I edge to skibidi toilet

I edge to skibidi toilet. The amount of pain and pleasure from mewing, edging and gooning to skibidi toilet is immaculate. Truly sigma based alphachad!!!

"I edge to skibidi toilet. Its my favourite past time!"

by Ijustlovemybird January 19, 2024

i edge to skibidi toilet

truer words have never been spoken

i edge to skibidi toilet

by AntichamberYellow March 06, 2024

toilet load

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal

2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit

"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."

"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit

by mindtank January 12, 2015

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs February 14, 2016