A young, loud, boisterous, male prone to excessive alcohol consumption, aggression and immature, obnoxious behaviour. Monkey boys are generally of middle to upper class origin and have a preference for either preppy or jock attire and hairstyles.
Female college students with any level of sophistication avoid fraternity parties because most frat parties are filled with monkey boys.
by von Ratt May 07, 2008
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 07, 2006
by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019
by angelsholocaust September 09, 2008
When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....
by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016
Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012