Math

The coolest thing that everyone hates.

According to Mr. Incredible, it's math.

I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

math

the most weird onlogical stupid thing on planet earth. I HATE IT

why the fk do you need math

by hetcoolstekindopaarde December 13, 2019

Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia

“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”

by Meghaladon December 18, 2017

Math

THE WORST THING IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!!!!!!

Oh no we have to go to math class.

by sambolina888 February 9, 2018

Math

Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.

Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.

by GrungyFruitcake March 31, 2022

Coor Math

The true absoluteness of chaotic maths, when the numbers don’t make sense and an 80% success chance has a 99.92% chance to fail

WTH, the rng is so cooked I failed 6 80% rolls in a row?
Must be coor math

by The Lord of the Lost October 21, 2025

Math in Public

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.

John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast

by Wags86 January 17, 2022