John Leary

he is hot and I am not willing to give him up. if u see him or meet him don't let him go.

John Leary is a freakin hotty.

by hong-van liquor March 29, 2019

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John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

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John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020

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The act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.

"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"

by joey fingaz May 1, 2012

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john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes

check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob

by dunkers June 28, 2011

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John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 25, 2011

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