John Mark

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.

John Mark wears a big ass ring.

by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019

John Leary

he is hot and I am not willing to give him up. if u see him or meet him don't let him go.

John Leary is a freakin hotty.

by hong-van liquor March 29, 2019

John henry

John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

Look at that boy he looks so John henry.

by User_59697813267 September 12, 2020

John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.

1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“

by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021

John Steamos

The act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.

"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"

by joey fingaz May 1, 2012

john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes

check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob

by dunkers June 28, 2011