(always emphasized in a low tone)
1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
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by hong-van liquor March 29, 2019
1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
by Blarghff November 27, 2013
similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 19, 2005
The act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.
"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"
by joey fingaz February 22, 2012
John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.
by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019