Jesus Fatigue

The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.

"I have jesus fatigue..."

"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"

by LogLegoMan21 May 24, 2019

Narcissist Jesus

A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.

"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."

by JJJamasone July 25, 2021

Jesus Style

To offer fine or expensive alcohol to drink at a party after people are already drunk. Origin: When Jesus allegedly turned water into wine it was said to be good quality.

I thought I had another box of wine but I just have the good stuff. I guess we're drinking Jesus Style now!

by Mushnik December 19, 2017

Jesus asscrack

When the clouds part and it rains

Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up

by bnnmmnbbmjb March 1, 2022

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

jesus sandles

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.

I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

by prepercolate May 24, 2013

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

by guymanchester August 13, 2017