ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty

Ben woods you know

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Bullers Wood

Bullers Wood is a great school for all the intelligent and leng people in the world. It is a rich area and is strongly underrated.

Linda loves Bullers Wood school she has so much fun while learning.

by CouCran980 January 2, 2021

A Heritage Woods

When a person poops and clogs the toilet then poops again on top of it causing it to clog worse.

Lukas did a heritage woods in the bathroom and it took 15 minutes to fix it.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024

wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.

"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."

by Betty white125 January 16, 2018

cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019