Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Joke

Something people don’t understand

Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass

by UFOBlindead August 19, 2019

Joke

something salty doesn’t understand

“I changed the name of nightville as a joke” ~Anyone

“I dont feel safe” ~Salty

by British president July 1, 2020

daddy joke

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.

Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”

by 72886 November 26, 2022

joke

joke is a joke

Person 1 - yo im big doa oyk emk and gdk
Person 2- omg so funny🔫💥💥💥💥
Person 1- it was a joke
Micheal jordan- stop it get sum help we need to stop gang violence

by jokëf January 26, 2023

inside joke

something that is rejected on here. :(

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019

Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.

Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?

by heresjulian October 5, 2009