Human Beanbag 

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

Human Beanbag by rektx May 22, 2021

human fall flat 

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her

last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night

human fall flat by name buster June 21, 2021

Human Cat 

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

Human Cat by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

Human pocket pussy 

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

Human pocket pussy by SexySauce October 11, 2021

Human Error

An error which is caused by human mistakes (usually French people)

Shit I made a mistake, this human error will be why we die :( I prolly made this mistake because I'm French :/ Oui oui baguette croissant

Human Error by Im-not-French December 14, 2021

Human Filth 

Riley Sharp.

Riley Sharp is Human Filth.

Human Filth by Riley Sharp February 7, 2022

Human mannequin

Huening Bahiyyih Jaleh one of the most promising 4th gen idol, quoted by the kmedia as a "human mannequin" that she needs no corrections and even her hair dances.

Bahiyyih/princess hiyyih/hyuba/jaleh is a human mannequin, she shines not just because of her astonishing talent but because of her top-tier visuals, perfect body proportions, and how elegant she is without even trying. She is the moment.

Human mannequin by Hyuba"happy virus" protector June 25, 2022