Bathroom Guy

A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.

Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.

by Adam Pong April 17, 2014

guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.

She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.

by QuacksO January 24, 2015

Guy Fiering

To cum in someones hair. In reference to Guy Fieri's shitty bleached cum-looking hair.

To Guy Fieri
Past tense: Guy Fieri
"... and before I came she moved her hair out of the way so I wouldn't end up Guy Fiering her."
"I somehow accidentally Guy Fieried myself."

by guyfierimeat June 13, 2015

guy height

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.

"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."

by Mlbl September 5, 2015

Guy Tugger

Slang for someone who likes to be hands on with male genetalia, often in the "tugging" motion. A.K.A Handjobs.

"Hey sassy, someone told me you were an avid guy tugger, is that true?"

"That dude is definitely a GT (guy tugger)!"

by Gtgt September 16, 2015

Pacific guy

A person who confuses between the words 'pacific' and 'specific'

Pacific guy A: How big is the specific ocean?
Pacific guy B: Can you be more pacific?

by DanielJJ November 2, 2016

Guy Cube

Six naked men make a cube with a series of sophisticated ropes they face inward in the cube and Masturbate. This is done to ensure a thick layer of man mucus so no one is left out.

Hey Bro! wanna Go To a Guy Cube tonight? nah man I gotta study. K bro maybe next time?
Sure.

by Dr. DegCerson October 29, 2015