the goat sneeze 

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

the goat sneeze by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

Speed Goat 

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

Speed Goat by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

Sour Goat 

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.

after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.

Sour Goat by sourgoated March 28, 2011

govy goat 

most of the girls living in govy

dude, what are you doing with that govy goat?

govy goat by some govy kid August 17, 2011

Prized goat 

Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.

Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.

Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.

Suggests exploitation.

How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.

Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.

With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.

Prized goat by princesscant December 23, 2011

gooty goat 

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox

SIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX

Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot

gooty goat by gootygoat January 8, 2012

social goat 

A person that acts socially awkward due to limited contact to other normal human beings.

B: I talked to that girl about the color of my underwear.

G: You are a social goat!

social goat by isbndqq May 8, 2014