Glazed Frog

When you do a squashed frog against the glass but cum against the glass.

“Dude, I usually do a squashed frog but I couldn’t help it and did a glazed frog instead. Neighbors were still not impressed.”

by Glazed-frog69 January 14, 2026

snap the bull frog

flicking the nipple of a person...namely a woman...and watching the "belly" of the bull frog jiggle

i'm gonna snap the bull frog on her!!

by bull froggin May 29, 2009

The Face of the Frog

This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.

DUDE! I have to get to a bathroom ASAP or you're gonna see The Face of the Frog.

by SuzyMac August 24, 2010

big-spending frog

Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.

"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"

"$10 million!"

"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."

by P.W. Wills November 7, 2011

worlds cutest frog

Most annoying video on youtube

"Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"

:/

by Hashymash April 26, 2015

toss a frog

Performing vigorous cunnilingus or analingus on a French woman (or man if it's analingus)

Bob: Hey man how'd it go with that French lady you met last night?
Joe: Let's just say I toss a frog.
Bob: whaaaaaat???
Joe: Yeah I tossed that frog all night man. She was squealing.

by clockwerkdota2 November 23, 2015

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017