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Bulldog eating porridge

A term for a female vagina that has semen dripping out of it.
Shit it looks like a bulldog eating porridge!
by Scottatron June 12, 2004
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Eating Beef Sandwiches

The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.
I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.
by Munglai January 17, 2004
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Do not eat that dirt

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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eating a sandwich for the bread

when going out with a girl for her looks
Jacob is going out with crystal because he likes eating a sandwich for the bread
by Zak Abati January 1, 2009
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Eating Spaghetti with a Spoon

A phase used to describe a person's one time experimentation with the sex opposite of their sexual orientation. Usually the term is used with the words college, alcohol, drunk, "crazy night", and the most popular "it was just a phase". The phrase comes from the idea of how awkward it would be to eat spaghetti with a spoon and how it would be possible to finish a meal with the wrong 'equipment' but, ultimately, you would prefer a fork(or whichever utensil you are most comfortable with).
Example 1
Dad: "Believe it or not, your Uncle Tim was a pretty big party animal. In fact, back in college your he tried eating spaghetti with a spoon. It was just a phase."

Example 2
Barbara: "I want to date Tiffany but I heard that she hooked up with a man last night."

Michelle: "No worries girl! She only tried eating spaghetti with a spoon because it was free drinks night."
by CuddleTrain April 26, 2010
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eat his hat

A metaphor for wanting to make out/sleep with someone of an attractive nature.
Anette: Oh baby look at him.

Amber: Oh yah I'd totally eat HIS hat.
by AmberBagosis January 26, 2006
mugGet the eat his hatmug.

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