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Jesus gay his dad

Carl-“Ur mom gay
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian
Carl-“Ur granny tranny
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
by Whytfismycatsofckinfat March 14, 2018
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Ur Mom and Dad gay together

This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018
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Your mom is my dad

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.
Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.
by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019
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ur dad gone no milk

when dad is gone because there is no milk but then it been 50 years he no here
jame: hi dad
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk
by furry killer 69420 October 20, 2022
mugGet the ur dad gone no milkmug.

Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…
by Olilondonphobic May 20, 2022
mugGet the Ur dad went to get milkmug.

your dick's in my dad's mouth

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
by millihenry November 8, 2018
mugGet the your dick's in my dad's mouthmug.

Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.
Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.
by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009
mugGet the Lap dance option dadmug.

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