Mad cow disease 

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

Mad cow disease by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Fat cow 

Your mum

Your mum is a fat cow

Fat cow by codetastic08 February 16, 2020

Disabled Cow 

Manuel

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow

Disabled Cow by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 2, 2020

Mad Cow 

Crazy, unbelievable, bad. The opposite of metal. If something is mad cow, it sucks.

Person 1: I just broke my arm and totaled my car!
Person 2: That's mad cow. I'm sorry.

Mad Cow by The Government of Greenland April 14, 2020

Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100

I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.

Safari cow by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020

fat cow 

you

you are a fat cow

fat cow by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020

Fat cow 

It’s you come on you know

I’m a fat cow jokes kk

Fat cow by Benjikrolllllllllllllllo November 4, 2020