The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
by Cockokok July 30, 2021
Get the Childemug. A person made by the almighty God and is happy to admit it. Someone who walks knowing that they are loved and has a firm foundation.
Person: Why are you so joyful and not afraid
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
Person: Because I know Im a child of God and that He is with me in my darkest times
by BlessedGirly December 20, 2023
Get the Child Of Godmug. an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020
Get the childsmug. a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
Get the Child Snatchermug. Aka. A.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who don’t want and or have children
Luke is only sexually attracted people don't want to have kids. He has an anti-child sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
Get the Anti-child sexual preferencemug. by Froggyislost March 6, 2022
Get the Childmug. 1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".
2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."
2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
Get the Childingmug.