by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023
Get the Walnut cracker mug.UK slang term for a person who exhibits unusual thoughts and/or behaviours, most often referring to ones perception of a persons mentality.
he's completely crackers!
by WTFUOnAbout? November 6, 2023
Get the Crackers mug.The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dong mug.A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
Get the Saltine Cracker mug.by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023
Get the Cracker mug.When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low
Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
by Xolu December 24, 2023
Get the Side cracker mug.A ridiculous racist white skinned person, who will take the Race out of every setting regardless good or bad. Crackers will manipulate you thinking they are the most harmless race since it’s a white mans country. White people are not crackers but crackers are white people. Dirty white people are crackers. Ironic dirty whites made racism a thing and still are shitting on blacks to this day.
Cracker: blacks are ruining this country once again by stealing,looting,robbing they make up 99% of crimes in this country!
White guy: my coworkers at McDonald’s are black and they seem civilized?
Cracker: don’t trust them they have an unknown disease that I can’t think of in all of them.
White guy: we literally Stole a bunch of shit from Walmart before stop being a cracker! A thief is a thief
White guy: my coworkers at McDonald’s are black and they seem civilized?
Cracker: don’t trust them they have an unknown disease that I can’t think of in all of them.
White guy: we literally Stole a bunch of shit from Walmart before stop being a cracker! A thief is a thief
by Normalhuman77 December 25, 2023
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