A type of person, usually male, who is more concerned about their image than a 13 year old girl and gives up their life to weight lifting, dieting and exercising excessively, much more than is necessary to be a healthy person. Despite this, they largely ignore cardio exercise, and as a result can only run a single 10 minute mile before collapsing.
Bro 1:
"Bro what you doing today bro?"
Bro 2
"Bro Imma go lift for 5 hous bro, imma get those gains with my swaggity proteincarbextraleancreatinetonecomplexformulababybottle."
Regular guy:
"Wow, they are such lift bros."
"Bro what you doing today bro?"
Bro 2
"Bro Imma go lift for 5 hous bro, imma get those gains with my swaggity proteincarbextraleancreatinetonecomplexformulababybottle."
Regular guy:
"Wow, they are such lift bros."
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me: how was your day?
diggla: i heard about dolphins blowing them self off, did you see the video?
me: no, but its a bro blow and should be respected
diggla: i heard about dolphins blowing them self off, did you see the video?
me: no, but its a bro blow and should be respected
by immellocker January 20, 2014
Get the bro blow mug.were not sluts, and we dont sleep with all the guys we roll with. talk your shit, iDGAF bitch. we wear brands like, srh (supporting radical habbits) founded by Kottonmouth kings and metal mulisha, FMF and no fear. we party like no other and we can more than likey kick your ass. true bro hoes know how to fight. were tan from domitating on our dirtbikes and quads. most of us have blonde and black hair. we love our black eyeliner and mascara, we roll with hot ass bro's. so dont be jealous. or do. we listen to dank ass music. (kottonmouth kings, kingspade, big b and potluck.) dont trip on us cause we are dank as fuck.
by spaded922 April 25, 2010
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by Madison Oh. February 20, 2005
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Get the bro mitzvah mug.A common ultra bro attack, it is when a stare is given, usually lasts for several seconds, if the person who is being stared out lacks intelligence and/or maths equations, they suddenly explode, 4 unit students can reflect it by holding up a cross made of 4 unit maths equations
*ultra bro stare*
*general maths student explodes*
*4 unit maths students deflects attack*
*bro explosion*
*general maths student explodes*
*4 unit maths students deflects attack*
*bro explosion*
by LaRgO December 6, 2004
Get the bro stare mug.A male who plays the sport of lacrosse and for some reason thinks that this automatically makes him the "chillest" guy ever. Lax bros tend to wear $2 lacrosse pennies that they got from a summer camp in public. Lax bros will never fail to overreact to anything they hear that may resemble a threat or challenge. Lax bros commonly don't attempt any education for they think they will get into a Division 1 university just for playing lacrosse. Lax bros tend to be dochebags to anyone who is not among them, and learn about 70% of their vocabulary from the MTV show Jersey Shore And lastly, they will systematically rip on any other sport simply because they have fixated themselves so much on lacrosse that any other sport is considered "gay" to them.
Normal lacrosse player: Why are you wearing a lacrosse penny?
Lax bro: You talkin' to me bitch? You wanna fight?
Normal lacrosse player: What?
Lax bro: You talkin' to me bitch? You wanna fight?
Normal lacrosse player: What?
by oreo1234567890 January 7, 2011
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