blows dick for skittles

when something really really sucks!!

Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself

by stansdad March 24, 2011

surprise blow job

The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.

Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.

by GrassDoctor November 05, 2013

Maryland Blow hole

When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole

by DLDLP February 08, 2017

blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.

A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.

by Duckbutt January 25, 2006

blow a fattie

when one flatulates loudly and it has a terrible oder

damn b-ran, did u just blow a fattie.
(nat walks across stage "good god" my tea just changed color)

by Fixx February 14, 2007

blows so hard

something that sucks so freakin much that it blows

"Waking up at 8:00 am blows so hard!"

by Pimpin' Biatch Master Mixa November 13, 2007

blowing a funny fuse

Seeing or hearing something so funny that you are unable to laugh for an extended period of time.

Seeing my bosses myspace page with a tranny as his top three friends made me laugh so damn hard that i ended up blowing a funny fuse and didn't laugh for days.

by omfgtsffsmbmphataht3fhwariivt January 02, 2012