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Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.
Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.
by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025
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birthday

A celebration where you get free food(s) just because a friend or family member is having his/her birthday today. It’s the one day when it’s socially acceptable to indulge in cake and snacks without guilt!
I’m just here for the birthday freebies—cake, pizza, and all the snacks! Best day ever!
by Emotional Cruiser January 7, 2026
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Home Birth

Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!
by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009
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Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible
dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!
by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010
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The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.
Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.
by duhofcourse December 21, 2010
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spunky birthday

The day in which James lies on his back naked in the middle of the street and allows passers-by to masturbate on him.
I went down town today for a spunky birthday
by spunky_bday November 21, 2010
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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
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