Justin Beaver

A term for Justin Bieber who sounds like a pussy so thats where the beaver comes from. If it wasn't for him I would listen to the radio. So i am stuck with youtube. Beyonce has deeper voice than him, his cherry probably hasn't been pooped either. This word can describe ANY kids like.

Girl: OMG I love justin Bieber!!!

Guy: Are you a lesbian because he is really Justin Beaver. So he has a vagina.

Girl: But i love his voice!

Guy: He sounds like a 2 year old girl on helium.

by GO DIE IN A HOLE JB February 22, 2010

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beaver

Although the most common known definition of this word is of the pesky wood chewing rodent, it can also refer to a pesky beard wearing man. Instead of using his teeth to chew wood, he uses his chainsaw and will often try to go after larger trees. This beaver however will have one tree that he clings on to and is usually near his home. After a long day of chopping down wood, he usually settles back with a Miller High Life and a Camel Light with his good ole buddies. Watch out when overly intoxicated because the beaver will revert back to many of the ways of his rodent ancestor. It has been reported that a beaver has almost been the victim of his own chainsaw. When the beaver is in this state...STAY AWAY. Well actually you should probably do that at all times.

Hey look at that man with a chainsaw and a big bushy beard...must be a beaver.

by beavaria March 16, 2010

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Beaver Suppressant

See: Steel Rod

"If a manganaro gets too close, its time to bring out the beaver suppressant."

by D.E March 19, 2004

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Beaver Sauce

Spicy Chinese Mustard.

Pass the beaver sauce for my ham sandwich, please.

by CG February 21, 2004

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beater

Largest piece of shit car. Candiates are, but not limited to, Mercury Tracer, Geo Metro, any Toyota Camry of any year, or any shitty car that you would only ride in with a bag over your head, or it smells, looks, drives, and tastes bad.

Guy 1: Hey man, Check out my new whip!

Guy 2: Dude, that thing's a fucking beater.

by Larry Davidzz November 14, 2011

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