by Debskelly1985 March 05, 2023
Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 02, 2022
An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.
by Jenation February 03, 2024
Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 05, 2012
To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016
Person1: yall i kinda have a taste for booty bitches and bacon?
Person 2: what- whats that?
Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.
Person2: ohh- wait what?!
Person 2: what- whats that?
Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.
Person2: ohh- wait what?!
by leahxxo November 18, 2023
The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
by ArtsyGalKitten June 03, 2022